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January Challenge: If

I introduce: A CHALLENGE.

Let's start off this shindig with a profound bang. Use one or two or six (joking a little) of the following If questions as a theme and post/link to your fic here. There's no claiming or duels to the death--just select what you like and run with it. See where it leads you. (And you have my blessing to hit it if it gets you lost.)

(Most of these were taken from The Book of If, which is seriously entertaining when spelunking into the hidden depths of PEOPLE YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW. *Bulgy eyes of Insinuation*)


If you could have any view in the world visible from your bed, what would it be?

If from now on you could only have sex at a certain time of the day, when would it be?

If you could have overheard a specific conversation between any two people, which would it be?

If you could be the house cat or lap dog of any person on earth, whose would you choose to be?

If you had to repeat in public the sexiest words anyone has ever said to you, what would they be?

If you were to identify the biggest turn-off in sex, what would you say it is?

If you had to name the one thing that most frightens you about growing old, what would it be?

If you could permanently alter one thing about your physical appearance, what would you change?

If you could, in retrospect, change one thing about your childhood, what would it be?

If you could have any room in the world become your bedroom from now on, which room would you choose?

If you had to assassinate someone famous who is alive right now, who would it be, and how would you do it?

If you had to select the one thing in life you feel the most guilty about, what would it be?

If you could have anyone in the world say one romantic thing to you, what would it be, and who would utter it?

If you wanted to nonverbally signal to your lover in public that you wanted to make love, how would you do it? KON-KON

If you could alter one physical aspect of your partner, what would it be?

If you could have the power to hypnotize anyone for a day, who would you pick and what would you have them do?

If you had to choose that which gives you the most comfort, what would you say?

If you were to spend the rest of your life in the company of a single type of animal, which would you choose?

If you had to constantly carry a weapon of some kind, what would it be?


There are endless scenarios to be taken from these. Just think--Akira with a boomerang. If you've seen the bonus short movie on Over the Hedge, I BEG YOU TO WRITE THE NOBUTA EQUIVALENT.

Go now! Do honor to our wonderful, cracktastic fandom! And thrive, comm, thrive! (...I just finished Rome. I'm still in some freaky language jet lag. Forgive me, citizens.)

Comments

If you wanted to nonverbally signal to your lover in public that you wanted to make love, how would you do it? KON-KON

OH WIN. XD
Nice ideas too~!
I know, I love that book.

(Akira so would.)
Know any good places to actually watch the series? I've only seen bits and pieces because nobody has subbed it with english. >.
I do indeed. Head over yon, episodes provided by the marvelous bookshop.
Oh wow! Sankyuu so much!
-rushes off to watch them to sooner write the fic-